For an uplift in Life Strength: The Tonic 100
Here’s the thing: we make wine and you want to drink it. It’s a seemingly simple arrangement. But we’re not the kind of winemaker that makes tonnes of plonk to flog cheaply in far-flung places – or even in near-flung places, like the kind of Big Box Bottle-o you might find down the road. Instead, we make just enough wine to sell in the restaurants and bars that we like – plus another 100-or-so dozen, which we make available to people like you a couple of times a year.
People like me, you say?
Yes, people with a keen eye, a sharp nose and a refreshing disposition. And call us old fashioned, but before we get started we’d like to know you a little first.
So, if you’re playing along at home, you’re very welcome to join us… but the least we can do to begin our liaison is inquire after your name.
Once received, your name will go onto list and you will enter Limbo - a waiting room, so to speak. Some time might pass. When the wines are ready and your number comes up, one G. Barry will be in touch to check that you’re still ready, willing and able to accept your allocation. (Unless your ails have been cured elsewhere, you very likely will be).
An Arrangement Of Convenience
You can call it a wine club, but it’s more like a handshake between friends. While others will peddle a promise of speed, economy or vastness of range, we just make sure you get your hands on the good stuff ahead of anyone else. (And yeah, ok, we’ll knock a few bucks off the price for you).
Our side of the bargain:
- 12 bottles of Tonic wine per year, assembled in an arrangement of your choosing
- Save $84 off any full dozen price
- Free freight within Australia
- On the off chance we’re doing something special – bottlings, tastings, events or whatnot – we’ll let you know about it
Your side of the bargain:
- Stay on the list by purchasing a dozen when we offer it
- Forgo your spot to the next in line at anytime
- That’s it
Delay at your peril! Enlightenment awaits
While the Tonic 100 is currently at capacity, we suggest you make haste and get your name down on the list quicksmart.
Look to the bottom of this page. In the footer. Cast your name into the flames, and enter Limbo of your own free will.